Okay, great. Now that we’ve reached our breaking points, let go over the deets. On Thursday, the president met with senators and House members to discuss a bipartisan deal on immigration, and because Trump apparently has some sort of deal with the devil where he has to say at least one horribly offensive thing a day or he’ll die, he dropped this gem: “Why do we want all these people from ‘shithole countries’ coming here?”
Trump was referring to places like places like El Salvador, Haiti and Africa, while discussing a plan to cut the number of people entering the US through its visa lottery program. It’s truly unbelievable that the man who has been caught on tape talking about grabbing pussies, and who has referred to all Mexican as “rapists” has somehow found a new low. But alas, here we are. Very unhappy to be here.
Nobody worry, because the White House responded in the most respectable way and immediately apologized on behalf of unruly child they have been put in charge of babysitting. Just kidding. Obviously, the White House doubled down on Trump’s disgusting racism and went as far to say that his comments were like, totes fine. A White House official told CNN:
No. Nope. Oh, no, you did not.
CNN: Do you have anything to say for yourselves?
The White House: Lol, nah it’s chill because Trump’s fans are racist AF and tbh they will probs dig it.
Obviously, in true fuckery fashion, Trump has taken to twitter this morning to deny everything. He tweeted, “The language used by me at the DACA meeting was tough, but this was not the language used.”
Seeing as the White House’s response did not deny any of the remarks made by Trump, this claim, much like every ep of has some serious holes. Do these people even talk to each other? Have they never staged a high stakes lie before? Come on, you guys. If you tell your mom you’re sleeping at Jessica’s, you better fucking text Jessica and tell her the deal so you both have your stories straight. Then again, IDK why I would ever expect any sort of competency coming from the White House. They’re only in charge of literally everything.
Anyway, now everyones hates use even more. Incred. Leaders all over the world are calling out Trump for being a racist garbage clown, and TBH we are with them. Former Mexican Prez and avid Trump hater Vicente Fox came in hot with these choice words:
To cleanse your palet, I will leave you with the words of an actual national leader, Cher from Her iconic speech about Haiti says it all. Clearly Trump has never seen and that is his greatest crime, TBH. If he had seen it, he obvs would have just stolen this speech. That’s how he and his fam roll.
Without further ado:
That’s all for now. Until the next time I am called on to report about the most heinous shit that has ever come out of Trump’s crusty mouth hole (so like, tomorrow), I will be in the woods looking for Hilary Clinton so I can cry into her shoulder pads. Bye!
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